Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

stupid and ugly

Something a boy usually calls a girl he thinks is pretty so other people and the girl he likes doesn't know he likes her.

"That girl is stupid and ugly"

by Llamacorn123 April 22, 2017

stupid muthafucka

You.

If you smoke 'caine you a stupid muthafucka.

by vi_tenebris May 27, 2020

Stupid bitch

worse than a dumb bitch, normally named Hailey

Look at that stupid bitch over there isn't her name Hailey?

by BigBlackSanta July 1, 2020

Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.

"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"

by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012

Sleep stupid

Incoherent utterings after being awakened from a nap or sound sleep. The inability to process lucid thought due to sleepiness or altered states of consciousness.

I'll tell you how the movie ends tomorrow, you're so sleep stupid right now the ending won't make any sense.

by tcjohnson May 2, 2012

Stupidity Cringe

Involuntary cringe that comes when someone says something incredibly stupid.

Person 1: "...so that's why i think Elvis is still alive."

Person 2: *stupidity cringe* "Dude, no."

by IH47 January 11, 2012