stretchmaxxing

As part of lookmaxxing, stretchmaxxing is when you pull your male genitals in the outward direction, by either hand or using a special elastic strap in order to increase it's size.

Disclaimer; this does not work. May result in serious injury.

Jake: "I've been thinking about lookmaxxing lately"

Drake: "bro, i wouldn't reccomend it, jonah tried stretchmaxxing and his thing snapped in two"

by Your dad's-dad's dad February 22, 2024

stret pegging

When fishing the bloke in the peg next to you takes his revenge out on you by pegging you hard.

Christ my float went through jeviis swim twice yesterday, he gave me the stret pegging of my life....I can barely walk today.

by The vorest avenger February 24, 2024

Stretchpectation

The concept of having a set of expectations that are not required but if met, add positive weight to a person’s actions/answers. If not met, no negative weight is incurred.

Expectation: I expect the candidate to share something they learned that demonstrates their excitement about discovering new things. A stretchpectation is if the candidate includes how they shared this information with people without prompting from the interviewer.

by badvogonpoet February 27, 2024

Stretchpectation

Stretchpectation: the concept of having a set of expectations that are not required but if met, positive weight to a person’s actions/answers. If not met, no negative weight is incurred..

I expect the candidate to share something they learned that demonstrates their excitement about discovering new things. A stretchpectation is if the candidate includes how they shared this information with people without prompting from the interviewer.

by badvogonpoet March 3, 2024

Stretch Nuts

Shaggy 2 dope's alias. Stretchy nuts

All Hail Stretch Nuts!

by KasIsAss April 16, 2024

stretchmax

stretching out your penis as far as it can go and spinning it around in a circle. Preferably with a group of friends.

Yo, not again. Kaleb’s stretchmaxing. Kick him out of the function.

by stretchmaxer May 23, 2024

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024