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Stolen Youth

When a young, wide-eyed, foolish, naive, love struck girl idolizes an older man who consequently treats her like shit. He does not care whether she comes or goes. He fucks with her head until she finally cracks and then claims to be a bleeding heart.
The result of four years of devoted, pure love has left me a fallen victim of Stolen Youth.
by Stupid FOR STAYING January 11, 2006
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to kool for skool

when some asks you if you have done something or want to do something and you act as if you are better or to kool to do that
1. Bill: yo tom you feel like buying some new b-ball shoes??
Tom: nah man im to kool for skool.

2. Leon: Jose did u write that report for the boss?
Jose: no way man i aint doing that, im to kool for skool
by H-Brodamin-G October 28, 2006
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SOOL

Story Of Our Lives

similar to "thats the story of my life"
We tripped trying to hide from our friends in the store. Wow, SOOL!
by ggisme93 vuhvicky December 25, 2009
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Stolen Valor

Stolen Valor-
1) When a civilian who was never military, therefore never earned the rights and privileges associated with the honor of wearing the uniform, wear one due to any of the following reasons:

A.To get discounts or free services/drinks, etc at stores or cafes.
B. They are trying to attract the attention of the opposite sex, or they just want people's attention and thanks.

2) When a real soldier wears decorations and devices, and ranks that they never earned. For example, a real U.S. Army Private could easily give himself the Medal of Honor by looking it up online and buying one.

Most of the time, civilians have no idea how to properly wear the uniform. This includes stringent grooming and uniform standards not being followed (i.e. long beards, wearing covers indoors, tucking in blouses, wrong undershirts), putting patches in the wrong places, mixing different patches, ranks/rates (i.e. wearing PO3 ranks on an Army Uniform while claiming to be a PFC), not having an I.D. card or mixing information (i.e. saying they are Army but trained at Parris Island and Penelton,) or wearing the wrong uniforms or wearing it incorrectly(i.e. wearing the M.C.C.U.U off base or using the outdated Battle Dress Uniform) Oftentimes, these create hilariously inaccurate results, such as a person claiming to be a Marine Gunnery Sergeant wearing an ACU with M81 camo scheme, Airborne and Ranger tabs, a SEAL device, and ribbons on a Utility uniform.
Dude, your wearing a CIB on a MCCUU. You shouldnt even be WEARING your cammies off base. Thats Stolen Valor!

Ima call this guy out, Stolen Valor
by Riley Aldrin Shepherd April 10, 2016
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stoolie

A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"

El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013
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Stoolbend

When you shitt a huge login in the toilet and it bends down the drain hole
I ate so much last night I had a stoolbend this morning
by Treipin November 20, 2019
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soolut

it's a word you use for a close friend, someone who's rly nice and sweet usually someone who likes kpop Jpop and anime. They normally can speak more then one language fluently, maybe they run a fan page or are obsesses with something.
you are my soolut
she is a soolut
soolut!!!!
by liz / @lostnoah ig March 15, 2017
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