Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.

Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

sidechick

sidechick is known as the mistress; a female that is neither a male's wife or girlfriend who has relations with the male while he is in another relationship

liv is not his girlfriend it’s his sidechick.

by sammicakes1202 July 3, 2019

side tittage

the side view of a females tits, usually visible when they are wearin halter tops or other cleavage revealing apparel.

yo did you see the side tittage on that trick, them jauns was poppin out!

by scantron May 15, 2005

sidebum

A term used when cleaning the toilet.

Did you clean that sidebum?

by Sidebottom May 18, 2008

side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

Side Bum

Similar to Side Boob, Side Bum is the visual conception of the bare waste of a woman(or if an unfortunate situation, a man), while the back and front of the waist is visually obstructed or concealed, yet still revealing the curvature of the buttocks.

(Person A): I don't understand why people fixate over the Princess Leia bikini, that cloth she's wearing over her waist covers everything!

(Person B): Except when she points her hips towards the camera and reveals some major side bum.

by RapidEyeMovementOfTheTiger January 26, 2011

twelve sided died

The act of being crushed by a twelve sided die, similar to those used in the game "Dungeons and Dragons". It has a brief cameo appearance in Teen Girl Squad #8

I watched this movie about this elf chick, and she got twelve sided died.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 4, 2005