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squeezel

1. to knowingly squeeze in ahead of someone or something even though it is not yet your turn

2. one who takes undo advantage of an opportunity to get ahead of someone else
I was next in line to park my car, but out of nowhere that blue car squeezeled into my space.
by Alley Cat Smith September 4, 2014
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Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze

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A song that is funny
Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!
by HamAJPW June 10, 2021
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brain squeeze

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.
That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.
by soosh August 25, 2006
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Mormon Delaware Squeeze

A situation in which two or more polygamist families are forced to combined either by removing the alpha male of one family or bluntly trading sections of one family to another...
Man did you here about the Mormon Delaware Squeeze in Northern Utah, it most of been rough combining that many people.
by DarthTatafier July 31, 2010
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tight squeeze

A game or an art form made up by horny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. This is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. Homosexuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question "are u gay?". If the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. Other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a "im biithhexuuaall" facial expression. This game originated from the dark corners of a physics classroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. It somehow escaped the corners of this classroom and the rest is history...
(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa....man its the latest craze...
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:...this is awkward ey?
boy 2:...yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)
by charles connor steve April 28, 2006
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squeezebox

Er...it's squeezey. Open for misconception.
I love my squeezebox, wanna touch it?
by Squeezy Mc. Squeeze May 19, 2003
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squeeze the juice

by Anonymous May 10, 2003
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