Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.
Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
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Dweeb Squeeze

used as a noun, It's a negative connotation towards a person, place, or thing. It means a wimpy puss clot.
Kendall Don't be such a Dweeb Squeeze, we are going to do it.
by fun fact September 30, 2011
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booty squeeze

When you don't wipe well and shit squeezes out while you walk.
Damn bro. I got booty squeeze right now the stall didn't have enough toilet paper.
by TheChadandLad October 05, 2021
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Squeezing the Salamander

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
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double-bubble squeezing

A.k.a. "chick chicle", this refers to where two tongue-lolling studs are simultaneously savoring a hot number's most-premium "mounds of joy" --- i.e., gleefully fondling her boobs and butt-cheeks --- in their thirsting hands.
There are two basic ways to perform double-bubble squeezing on a mutually-liked cutie: da most obvious-'n'-simple way, of course, would be for both dudes to face said delectable damsel --- one in front of her and one behind --- and then each reach his hands around either her upper or lower torso and gently cup both of her orbs of delicious protoplasm, and start kneading them softly in his palms and fingers. But if you and yer buddy really wanna make da willing-to-share-her-warm-softness sweetie feel "schuper schpecial" and satisfied, da two of you would instead stand on either side of her, and then each use one of yer hands "upstairs and down" to massage one of her boobs and butt-cheeks apiece, so dat she gets to dreamily enjoy da feel of both adoring fellas' warm lovin' palms on her upper and lower "fun bubbles". Bonus advantage of this latter method: neither of da guys will ever wistfully yearn for "what da other one is holding" --- i.e., one flesh-craving boy won't wish dat he was instead playing wif either da girl's ass or tits, depending on which "other" delectable body-area dat he himself is currently having a good time wif --- because each of said impromptu flesh-soothers is happily accessing a share of BOTH pairs of delightful feminine features, and so he won't feel da need to ask da other guy if he wants to "trade off" every few minutes.
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squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
by tittysqueezing October 01, 2020
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Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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