Sport gun

A BB gun that is allowed for children

My mum bought me a sport gun for Christmas

by BB gun lover July 4, 2019

Splot Ball

A beach ball sized ball of slime whose contents consist of chewed up pineapple, mucky overgrown algae water from an abandoned swimming pool, cornstarch, the insides of 153,456 earthworms, the dead skin cells of a human, the tears of small child, and is used specifically for catapulting

If only we had a splot ball to catapult at these idiot drivers slowing traffic down!

by Goonie#1 April 11, 2019

Sport fisherman

Someone who catches their sperm after masturbating and throws it.

You can tell he's an accomplished sport fisherman by how many cum stains are on his ceiling.

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019

Sport fishing

Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away

Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019

sport-speak

emotional words and phrases from real-life that are used in Sports terms and do not reflect the actual hate and venom the real-life situations depicted --- i.e. "Kill the Packers" chant Chicago Bears fans, but they don't want to physically kill the Green Bay Packers (we assume) --- you follow? --- Go Bears!!!

Bears fans hope the Lions "sack the Pack" --- in a sport-speak "Kill the Packers"

by General B (Bill Finley) October 14, 2019

Splot

Where people have sex and then shoot each other

Do you want to splot

by Elliot is a nerd November 1, 2019

Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

by BonyT November 5, 2019