muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

skipping class

Not going to class and pissing your teacher off to the point were she flips out on everyone and calls every teacher to see were you are, and while asking them pronounces your last name wrong. Whytf

Student walks around school while their teacher is calling everyone trying to find out were the student is, because the teacher is obsessed with this particular student. Skipping class

by Ctfd February 14, 2014

Skippy

A easy girl who will have sex with anyone.

Dat girl is skippy! Like the peanut butter......EASY TO SPREAD

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

SKIPPY WOO WOO

An extension of "woo woo" defined as THIS AND THAT, SO ON, SO FOURTH. When one wants to actually omit a part of a story.

But officer, I didn't know the car was stolen, I guy came by and skippy woo woo, I'm driving this car.

by jrc October 13, 2004

damn skippity

1.sweet
2.amazing
3.kick ass

"will you go out with me?"
"yes"
"damn skippity"

by Sam June 15, 2003

damn skippy

1. Rock on, baby!
2. Copasetic
3. You couldn't be mo' righter!
4. I couldn't agree more

Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."

Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Skippy Johnson

The act of inserting a cow's heart into a person's anal canal, after which point the recipient must achieve orgasm within 10 seconds, otherwise the inserter must rip the recipient's molars out with pliers.

Thinking ahead, Stephen grabbed the needle-nosed pliers from his father's tool shed on the way to the pasture, where he gave his girlfriend ellen a rather memorable Skippy Johnson.

A cow's heart in one hand, needle-nosed pliers in the other, Derek questioned whether tonight was the right night to give Shari her first Skippy Johnson, and whether she would make the 10-second cut.

by S.J. August 31, 2008