to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..
When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.
Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.
To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.
NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and
may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010
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Also, resin in your pipe.
First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.
Might be spelled "shmock"
Also, resin in your pipe.
First found in germany in 1999, it made it's way on several popular message boards where it caused some confusion.
Might be spelled "shmock"
by Timo1232 March 20, 2008
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2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Get the schmootz mug.a big fat juicy horizantaly striped ant with flamingo pink toenails. that eats away a mans penis while having sexual intercourse while erected and ejaculating into his partners vagina/other penis..also he will intentionally start to suck her hairy wideset butthole until her poop comes out...then they will have a poop fight until they pass out and get raped... again
Taylor likes to schmot with her gay boyfriend Michael while eating pretzles and drinking apple juice.
by arlin Massacurnation May 12, 2008
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Get the Schmock mug.A Schmood is an extremely contagious sexual mood or fantasy over someone.
It can last for 1-2 weeks and can also recur over the same person unfortunately. No one is immune to the “Schmood”
It can last for 1-2 weeks and can also recur over the same person unfortunately. No one is immune to the “Schmood”
Yo bro I had a huge “Schmood “ over Carla and Ali the other day. It’s not good bro all I do is think about them. The curves entice me.
2 weeks later ~
Bro my schmoods gone I think. I hope...
2 weeks later ~
Bro my schmoods gone I think. I hope...
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