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a big fat juicy horizantaly striped ant with flamingo pink toenails. that eats away a mans penis while having sexual intercourse while erected and ejaculating into his partners vagina/other penis..also he will intentionally start to suck her hairy wideset butthole until her poop comes out...then they will have a poop fight until they pass out and get raped... again
Taylor likes to schmot with her gay boyfriend Michael while eating pretzles and drinking apple juice.
by arlin Massacurnation May 12, 2008
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