schmot 

a big fat juicy horizantaly striped ant with flamingo pink toenails. that eats away a mans penis while having sexual intercourse while erected and ejaculating into his partners vagina/other penis..also he will intentionally start to suck her hairy wideset butthole until her poop comes out...then they will have a poop fight until they pass out and get raped... again

Taylor likes to schmot with her gay boyfriend Michael while eating pretzles and drinking apple juice.

schmot by arlin Massacurnation May 12, 2008

David Schmitt 

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.

Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*

David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.

Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.

Piece of ScHmITt by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012

schmittify 

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.

My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.

schmittify by hungarians March 5, 2012

Schmitt'd

An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.

After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.

Schmitt'd by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013

joe schmo 

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.

I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.

joe schmo by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

schmode by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006