science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

installing a projector

Having sexual intercourse with a man.

“Yo John I heard you were installing a projector last night , how’s your asshole feeling?”

by Ihaveligmaandilikedick March 8, 2019

denver landscaping project

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019

Schrodinger's Project Manager

A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.

"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"

"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"

Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"

by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020

IT december project

Y'know, whenever youre feeling december vibe, and you got an IT project. Thats right, IT december project time. Can be used as a response.

Her: man up and fuckign talk to a boy, all you can do is harasss girls 24/7 get a life

Me: IT december project

Your message could not be delivered. This is usually because you got blocked by the user.

Based on a true story.

by Bingus January 2, 2021

bleach-paint the ghetto project

To put the unemployed or underemployed residents of your ghetto project back to work or back to school.

Do not loot or riot in the city of Minneapolis, kids. Bleach-paint the ghetto project instead, before the government does it for you.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2021

The Falovo Project

An Analouge Horror ARG based around 4 dinguses called Redd, Melody, Frost, and Rodney. I could tell you the lore, but you can find out for yourself. It originated as a FNaF fangame (I think Redd and the Rockstars?) but then evolved into a Scratch ARG and then evolved into a game that functions like Andy's Apple Farm (Redd and Friends: The Birthday Bash) and also had a YouTube series planned alongside it but then that got scrapped and now it's a YouTube series, and the game (Still called Redd and Friends: The Birthday Bash) will no longer function like Andy's Apple Farm. I hope that's a good enough summary for you. Also, Episode One of The Falovo Project is currently not out. Cry about it.

Person 1: hey have you watched The Falovo Project Episode One yet?
Person 2: nah how about you?
Person 3: all of you stfu it's not out yet

by jasperwashere July 26, 2022