Profucktive

When you're trying to be productive, but fuck up, turning it into being Profucktive.

Person 1: Man, I'm really behind on this project.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm just being really profucktive, not doing much.

by it's_wingardium_levi-OH-sah_ August 29, 2013

profing

The action of setting a photo as your Facebook profile picture.

"Man, Gordon really did not hesitate in profing that picture of him with the stripper did he?"

by tc705 April 13, 2014

profolatic

Condom

Profolatic means condom and is Used to have sex

by izelda16 April 17, 2014

Profanic

As in a fowl word that cannot be used around your future mother-in-law to describe really awesome and or horrible scenarios. Can be a verb, noun or adjetive. It's just that effing awesome.

'I almost posted an FB status about how awesome the band was that we just saw but then remembered that I am friends with your mom, and sister and my boss, and her boss, so I decided to not use that profanic language to save face!'

by Misserin July 28, 2014

Professionally Develop

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line

Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.

by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015

Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

by Wildguy August 28, 2016