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The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.
"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."
by dpmjww August 12, 2006
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prime meat

A girl that you would love to bang and screw but hasn't been with many guys.
Damn! That girl is primemeat!
by Trevor November 4, 2003
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Primary Crush

When as children, mainly in elementary/primary school
two people really like each other, but were stopped by forces larger to them, such as coodies or cooties. Crush is the beginnings of 'like', 'like-like' or 'love'

It involved playing tiggy or tag, where the young confused male would be mean to girls, e.g. push her off swimming pool floatation devices, or throw rocks at.

This could lead to puppy love
little boy : she is my crush.. so im going to be mean to her
little girl : he's so mean to me, don't like him

Sarena : "OMG its Gab!! my primary crush!! I haven't seen you in so many years!" *glomp*

Gab : " ehh ... oh? OHHHH Linh Lam!! the first girl I ever liked, my primary crush! *glomp!*

Sarena : i wuvy wuv youuu shooo muchhh

Gab : Ditto
by mrmeanie25 June 7, 2010
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primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind
Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.
by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007
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prime ride

hey you caught that wave? prime ride. straight a's? prime ride. prime ride? prime ride.
by louie pratt June 21, 2008
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prime white

When in a game of pool or snooker the white ball will go in if a pot is attempted.
Chris: "that shot's prime white"

Ben: "yeah maybe"
by pool.man.reid August 17, 2008
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primesword

a weapon that has been hacked in such a unbelivably nectar primecut way in diablo 2
it will destroy all it meets than the unknowing owner
also any well made katana is a prime sword
only 3 ninjas hav ever seen it than they were twinplum pummeled to hell.......the primesword(whispered)
or
man im high i thought you were holding a primesword.
or that battle was tuff in glad i had my MOUNTAINDEW......next to my primesword
by the prime goblin August 22, 2008
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