Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.

#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.

by TecKrieger August 12, 2012

Phone guyussy

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.

Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho

by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.

Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.

by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly, ignoring those around them.

Savannah is the world's biggest phone hoe!

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...

Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.

by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

celluar phone

"Sell you our phone" - An apt mispronunciation or misspelling of cellular phone.

We'll celluar phone for cheap and you'll pay through the nose for service.

by Snezzy December 27, 2011