2 definition by BigN_Tasty

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When your male extremity requires attenton after an involuntary reaction to a hot piece of ass.
While in line at the bank, I had to adjusticate myself after staring at the girl in the yoga pants.
by BigN_Tasty November 16, 2015

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When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.
Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.
by BigN_Tasty November 16, 2015

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