adjusticate

When your male extremity requires attenton after an involuntary reaction to a hot piece of ass.

While in line at the bank, I had to adjusticate myself after staring at the girl in the yoga pants.

by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016

phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.

Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.

by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016