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parentiess

her content always makes me laugh, not only that but she’s so pretty too i want her so bad
omg i wanna be parentiess so bad
by dumbkit April 19, 2021
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Parents

the assholes that force you to do everything and blame you for something they did. It’s not your fault, I promise. You’re perfect. Love you.
‘My parents were on a call last night, and blamed me for them overcooking the food while I was asleep?’
by Rowanglowz June 12, 2021
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Parents

Something That I Don't Have.
Person 1 "Hey What Are Parents?" Person 2 "I Don't Know"
by Tantromium May 29, 2021
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Parents not found

People who ship unironically, creators dream and george
"Wow they ship dream and george? They must be a parents not found."
by Boclocfox August 17, 2021
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Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.
I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.
by HScoach09 April 7, 2022
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Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.
I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.
by The G Ome September 3, 2022
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Parent-Zoned

A close/best friend that still loves you, but no longer needs you for support, entertainment, guidance, affection, etc., and gradually stops involving you in their life/seeking you out in the same way or for the same reasons.

They still love you and will still answer/respond at the same rate when you reach out to them, but will no longer contact you on their own unless it's a special occasion, an emergency, or they need something specific.

Much like how children and young adults stop wanting to spend time with their parents and would rather spend time with their friends instead.

Being parent-zoned means you've essentially been replaced as a friend but without any malice or loss of love / emotional importance.
He still treats me with a lot of love and respect and is always there when I need him, but he doesn't call or text nearly as much as he used to. His personal situation hasn't changed, guess I've just been parent-zoned.
by Linas Hulac July 3, 2023
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