An act performed by a woman to a man in order to know the size of the man's penis prior to taking him to bed. It is basically a discrete grope of the man's penis without him knowing.
Lisa: OMG this guy I have been dancing with all night is super hot! maybe I should go home with him tonight!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
Candy: first, you best do a swipe test guuurl, make sure he's got somethin to work with!
by CulinaNY February 05, 2010
1. A test given to the US, but rigged by France, Germany and Russia, because they were being bribed by Iraq with money from the the Food for Oil Scandal. 1. Requirement that the US put the UN in charge of it's safety and it's troops 2. Term used by the a looser. 3. Proof that the majority of those who vote in a blue state have no nutz.
I didn't pass the global test so me and England, Australia, Poland, Italy, Spain, Belgium, Japan and some other roughnecks went out and fucked up Hussein. Spain and Belgium pussied out in the middle of it. They still cool though.
by Evull-E November 04, 2004
by Random User on the Web May 09, 2021
When you opportunistically have sex with someone right after they test negative for COVID; for peace of mind.
"I really believe in social distancing so I only test bang girls"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"
by riotrooper February 04, 2021
(Noun)
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.
Guy 1: Ayy bruh I fucked Tiffany last week so I had to hit her with the homie test.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.
by clownyoass91 December 09, 2018
A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler
Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021
A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.
<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.
According to the left test, she's like-new.
by midinerd September 12, 2016