Moshonie

Moshonie is a photogenic blonde that doesn't believe in you complimenting her BEAUTY. Even though she does have the *it* factor. She has a big heart! Very specific things annoy her (like her boyfriend), and she takes 90% of everything SERIOUSLY.

Guy 1: Isn't Moshonie just GORGEOUSSSSSS?!
Guy 2: YAAAAAAS!!

by Chicken Tenders Isn't Chicken January 20, 2017

Moscoffo

Savage.

After drinking all that Henny, Willie turned into Moscoffo

by Triple G March 21, 2017

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017

Missouri missle

Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.

Don't pull a Missouri missle in there

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

masson leee

An overly extra, who is always playing hangman and writes his 6 page research essay. If you ask him to dress up as Arther, the outfit is already in his backpack and ready to go.

Man i was like Masson Leee last night, and man oh man did i get all of the females.

by BIGDADDYLE May 8, 2018

Messorderly

The deeper order that you will find in apparent messiness.

Her hair was messy, but I found in that mess a deeper order of beauty. I loved the messorderly looks of her hairstyle.

by BabuGeorge May 8, 2018

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018