marteeny

Da minuscule whistle-wetter dat da drunk sailor in "The Live Ghost" claimed he was gonna have when da captain gruffly asked him where he was going.

Knowing dat his "loose and lanky" underling was not capable of "libation-moderation" if he "went ashore", da captain impatiently brushed aside his claim dat he was just gonna have a "marteeny", and instead made said excessively-imbibing deck-swab stay aboard; he also commandeered Laurel and Hardy to keep watch on said liquor-lover to make sure dat he didn't leave. Said naive duo was easily duped, however, and so da wily whiskey-craving lout was able to sneak down da gangplank unseen, and get staggeringly soused, after all.

by QuacksO March 7, 2023

m7rtell

the best editor out there.

STAN M7RTELL!!!!!

by ariadictionary March 11, 2023

Martellis

A name that no one has and probably no one will ever have

It also means you got a big dick

Martellis that’s a once in a lifetime name damn yo dick big as shit

by Random guy 8468464 July 19, 2023

Montega

Slang for heroin also “dog food”

Hey brother where can I find some montega? My dog is hungry

by Sweettrade May 20, 2023

Monté

Monté is the most cool guy you would ever meet. Tall and handsome with a walk so smooth, everyone notices when he enters the room. He can give great advice , listens carefully but also speaks his mind. Although his demeanor is mostly calm and mellow, anxiety can get the best of him. He is honest and generous with those he loves, always putting a smile on their faces. Artistic visual mind, producing various skills. Smarter and sexier than your average. Good friend to chill with. Passion that overflows in the bedroom. Sweet , kind, and affectionate. The kind of guy you find once in a lifetime. You may find shelter deep within this mountain.

“Who is that?”

“Girl , that’s Monté. ”

by one true ace June 1, 2023

monteith

a kind of frog found in ones own stomach

Hey, how has that monteith been treating you lately?

by BopBopMonk October 19, 2023

marterll

A guy who is wise and very over protective always play victim and feel he is never wrong but also can be a great provider push his limits to accomplish any goal he has started never wants to fail

Marterll got Marge pregnant And when he got caught he said he was doing the right thing because he didn’t want hurt Barbie feelings.

by Top notch💯 October 23, 2023