morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

Morning Waterski

For the daring gay trio. Two of the men put their penises into the third mans mouth and then urinate simultaneously.

Corey and his 2 friends try to morning waterski every day.

by MasterBlaster6999 July 17, 2010

Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.

She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.

by Roxannestone September 5, 2016

morgin

The most amazing girl in the world, always funny, trusting, beautiful, charming, and all around great.

Your remind me of my friend named Morgin

by The best bff March 18, 2017

Morbidly Obese

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Like a Sunday morning shit.

Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss.

"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."

by Chaney P. October 21, 2005