MOPAR Monkey

MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.

Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.

Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.

by Yadwick September 6, 2021

moportunity

an opportunity to use a mop.

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.

by jaimelf August 17, 2019

mopery

Exposing yourself to a blind man

by Mitch Kumpstein January 17, 2003

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

Moped

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

by dmpawley March 26, 2003

Mopy Dick

To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.

Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.

by Pokeman 2 da Max! October 11, 2009

Mopapination

(noun.)

Where a female seduces everybody in her sights.

Brendan: God, I'm so in love with Mopapy
Spencer: I know, she just went to the club last night and it was utter mopapination

by G_G_G January 12, 2011