the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018
Get the Gaston Modemug. by gremlin69420 January 24, 2023
Get the gremlin modemug. When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
Get the Certo Modemug. by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019
Get the poopoocaca modemug. When a friend talking to you in person, on the phone, or in any other social circumstance mumbles out a sentence uncontrollably and you cant tell what the hell their saying.
M- Dude I heard that she was dating another guy
S- Naw mayynee you ain get it duude she jus (whole bunch of random crap...)
M- Dont go Sena-Mode on me! This is the third time today...
S- Naw mayynee you ain get it duude she jus (whole bunch of random crap...)
M- Dont go Sena-Mode on me! This is the third time today...
by MichTheGreatest September 20, 2010
Get the Sena-Modemug. That brainless state induced in a technology user (usually computer-related) when a more seasoned professional explains things far enough beyond their comprehension that they stop even trying. The minds of users in dummy mode will wander to other topics (i.e. "my bum hurts") and they will follow all but the most obviously counter-intuitive directions without question. Most won't even remember what they were directed to do when they come out of it (usually within half an hour).
Dummy mode can be intentionally induced by throwing together a lot of complex, multiple syllable terms and acronyms that vaguely relate to the situation at hand as a response to a question.
Dummy mode can be intentionally induced by throwing together a lot of complex, multiple syllable terms and acronyms that vaguely relate to the situation at hand as a response to a question.
The secretary in accounting wouldn't give me her IP address, so I started talking about quantum interference on the cyclical redundancy checking protocols. Went straight into dummy mode.
by BottleLiving June 28, 2011
Get the dummy modemug. After a heavy meal during a lunch break (usually 60 minutes), one would return to there work desk.
Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.
Thus entering Siesta Mode.
Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.
Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.
Thus entering Siesta Mode.
Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.
Guy1 - That was a textbook lunch from the pub
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.
by Avi-man December 9, 2009
Get the Siesta Modemug.