circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.

Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.

by Cgrave August 8, 2006

Dirty Jerk

The art of masturbating while sitting on the toilet releasing a bowel movement.

Jimmy is on the toilet dirty jerking it.

by CalU Cups April 21, 2010

lurk jerk

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.

Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk

by Bobby H April 30, 2006

Pig Headed Jerk

a stubborn, unreasonable person
unwilling to listen to the other side

I've given up trying to explain it to him. He's a pig headed jerk.

by Sparky99 November 15, 2007

Jerk Hole

A jerk hole is a hole in which someone Jerks off into. To call someone a Jerk hole would implicate that they are nothing more than a sperm pit.

The best part about this verbal assault..is that someone not in the know will simply think your substituting Jerk for Ass. It pays to know what other people are really saying!!

"You're such a Jerk Hole!!!"

by ashes85 March 24, 2010

circle jerk

you could have 3 cases here
either your gay and its for the pleasure- and every guy gets together for a fun filled night of mutal masturbation

your drunk off your ass- looking at porn after a hard night and theres about 5 guys

or your 11 years old and you dont know the meaning of masturbation so you experiment with your friends

GAY MAN:oH my god like theres a circle jerk tonight like NO WAYY?

drunk man: ha ha dude.......... im so fuckingg.....ha hornyy right now... porn im gonna look at some.

11 year old: oh my goodness i heard tommy that big 11th grader talking about cum and jerking off? should we try?

by Taylor Lewis May 22, 2005