jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Jericho Trumpets

Jercho Trumpet was a name given to the sirens on the bottom of Junkers Ju 87 Stukas.
They were boxes with a small propeller mounted near the landing gear. The idea was to demoralise allied troops and inflict psychological trauma.

Allied Troop: Jesus Christ, you hear those Jericho Trumpets?Allied Troop #2: Yeah, it's a death sentence when you hear that.

by L4SR September 15, 2016

Jerkbait

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.

"Shut up, Jerkbait."

by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016

jeremiah-ing

To mess in situations that don't concern you

Stop Jeremiah-ing the situation Bill

by Jaycross02 February 18, 2017

Jerk-hole

A hole full of jerks. Jerk-hole. Add that one to Urban Dictionary. Oh, just did.

"MattyPatty is not being a Jerk-hole!" -MatthewPatrick13 2018

by There's Bepis, and Bepsi. January 31, 2018

jeraphobia

a disease memory loss in a short period of time
(dory)

Person 1: I just forgot what I was going to do like 2 minutes ago!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!

by rhzorwashere September 10, 2019

Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020