Staten Island Girl

Ahh the "staten island girl" what most describe as a rich, trashy, overly-make-up'ed, tight-pants wearing, coach bag carrying girl with an obnoxiouss accent(etc)

I will not claim that this breed of miserable-ness does not exist on this island (because sadly it does) i would like to point out that there are girls, mostly residing on the North Shore, that detest this stereotype.

In fact, there are some of us that:

-have no accent at all(baffling i know)
-actually left the island for college & whatnot
-hate wearing too much make-up
-refuse to buy coach bags (or only buy the leather ones without the C insignia so no one knows)
-own many pairs of sweatpants and non-matching hoodies that do not contain an ounce of velour, andd wear them out in public
-do not wear high heels to "the mall"
-work and own their own bank accounts that contain their hard-earned cash
**-make fun of boys with the blow out
***-get really pissed off at the girls that do NOT make fun of boys with the blow-out because that just makes them think its okay, and it not
-enjoy getting their real nails painted, and actually kno what their real nails look like without acryllics
-do not have lifetime memberships to the tanning loft, body tan, hollywood tans etc.
-cringe when people ask where their from (because that inevitably is followed with a joke about either coffee, the dump, traffic, or just laughter)
-have goals other than marrying someone rich and moving to a nice gaudy house in todt hill and/or annadale
-refused to watch true life: i'm a staten island girl out of sheer embarrassment OR watched it and just felt embarrassed for the girls on the show...

you get the idea.
We are few but we do exist.

"your from staten island?"
"'fraid so"
"wow i would have never guessed that, you don't look like a staten island girl"
"yea i know i get that all the time"

Staten Island Girl by sheddinglight August 9, 2007

mercer island 

A very stereotyped place with a lot of rich people, but a lot of them are still really nice. Not all who live on Mercer Island are rich and not all are spoiled.

Me: Hey-
Crazy Woman: Ykno mercer island sux!
Me: Uh-
Crazy Woman: They're all weird stuk-up rich people!
Me: Wut? I-
Crazy Woman: They selfish br-
Me: LISTEN 2 ME WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mercer island by itspinkduh May 4, 2006

Roosevelt Island 

Considered part of Manhattan. Also called The Rock/Da Roc. Great place to play tennis. The F train runs there and so does the "famous" Tram which was seen in Spiderman. You can walk to the Roosevelt Island bridge from Ravenswood in Queens.

Damn it's dead over here on Roosevelt Island.

Roosevelt Island by Oh Chea August 9, 2004

washington island

an isolated island in door county, wisconsin populated mostly by alcoholic conservative rednecks who act like they are well informed but would probably shoot you if you went on their property. this place is swamped with retarded tourists in the summer, mostly from illinois and india who don't know exactly where the fuck they are. probably the most bars per capita in the united states. one cool place is nelsen's hall, home of the bitters club.

what's the bitters?

what do you do in the winter?

where's the anchor for washington island?

are we in canada? what kind of money do you use here?

do you have cars and electricity?

which beach is closest to the water?

where do you buy your underwear?

can you swim under washington island?

washington island by Greenpants December 17, 2008

Cumberland Island

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)

Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.

And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.

Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.

Let's go to Cumberland Island.

Cumberland Island by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

Rhode Island accent 

An accent found in the Northeast part of the country. Often put in the category of the Boston accent. IT'S NOT!!!

Depending on where your from in Rhode Island, the accent differs. If your from Johnston, Cranston, north providence, Scituate you will have an almost New York accent due to the high amount of Italians and strong mafia ties.

EX: tree=three, true=through, yous=you all, stahp=stop, yeeaaa=yes, uge=huge

If your from any other part, you will either have a Boston like accent or a neutral accent. Rhode Islanders are known for having the highest percentage of Italians in the country.

They are also known for having one of the most powerful former mafia bosses in history, Raymond L.S. Patriarca.

RI: ayy how ya doin. I'm Nicki Russo. I like gold chains and Frank Sinatra.
Non RI: Are you from New York?
RI: New Yawk? No, that's just my Rhode Island accent!

Rhode Island accent by Dr.jackson 5 June 7, 2013

Scarlett Johansson in "The Island" 

Widely considered one of the hottest things on the planet.

Often used to describe the "hotness" of other things through comparison, almost always in a attempt to add realisation to a previous exaggeration.

Dude, did you see that chick?! That was one of the hottest pieces of ass I ever seen, well- I mean... Not Scarlett Johansson in "The Island" hot, but damn!

Scarlett Johansson in "The Island" by Martini, Shayden not stirred. June 21, 2008