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an isolated island in door county, wisconsin populated mostly by alcoholic conservative rednecks who act like they are well informed but would probably shoot you if you went on their property. this place is swamped with retarded tourists in the summer, mostly from illinois and india who don't know exactly where the fuck they are. probably the most bars per capita in the united states. one cool place is nelsen's hall, home of the bitters club.
what's the bitters?

what do you do in the winter?

where's the anchor for washington island?

are we in canada? what kind of money do you use here?

do you have cars and electricity?

which beach is closest to the water?

where do you buy your underwear?

can you swim under washington island?
by Greenpants December 05, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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