haffy

A state of giddiness resembling being high; a combination of the words 'happy' and 'huffing'.

Sandra wouldn't stop laughing last night. She was so haffy she was laughing at nothing.

by mustgofaster August 7, 2010

hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007

hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

hairy saurkraut

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass

Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Hairy gunt

The huge mound of gut and cunt that have no clear distinction between where the gut ends and the cunt starts,making it very hard to shave down in the perinal area due to the fact there is a LARGE mound covering your VAGINA!!!!!

Tiffany is getting ready for a hot date and goes to shave her "area" tiffany must lift up her gut and attempt to shave her enormous mound of pussy,making it very diffcult for her to complete the task.Thus leaving her with her very hairy gunt.

by Emily Mifflin December 16, 2007

hairy hurricane

The hairy part of a man or woman's ass (Hopefully a man's)

"I wish i could see the eye on that hurricane as I am mouthing that shit, but its too hairy. Damn girl shave your hairy hurricane."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008

Hairy Muttley

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.

Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.

by persnikety March 14, 2009