Persian Rugs

Modern Cockney Slang for Drugs

...are you getting any persian rugs in tonight?!

by Fordy August 21, 2006

Persian Rugs

THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD AND ALL FOUR GIRLS ARE WELL FIT

Q, Did you see the Persian Rugs last night??

A, Yes they are well fit and they are the best band in the world

by A FAN OF THE PERSIAN RUGS October 14, 2011

persian rug

hairy Persian pussay

When Venus stopped shaving in the middle of our relationship, she started growing a classic Tehrani persian rug.

by danthemaninamysbehind March 24, 2009

Persian Rug

To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.

Tom's Chest was hairy after sex because Jack gave him a Persian Rug

by nidoking October 17, 2014

Persian rug

A man of usually Persian descent who has excessive body hair, especially on the back, almost imitative of a Persian rug. Also known as a "magic carpet" and less commonly called an "Iranian rug."

That Persian rug is better left with a shirt on his back.

by pr. November 16, 2007

Persian Rug

The copious amount of body hair found on the chest and/or back of an Iranian man.

Did you SEE the hair on that Iranian guy at the pool the other day?

Yeah, talk about a Persian Rug.

by Fuhsaz May 23, 2015

persian rug

something white PTA moms use to make their suburban home look more “ethnic”

“wow! look at this new persian rug I just bought colby! doesn’t it make it look more... vibrant?!”

by craZyneons February 14, 2019