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smoke grenade

while da bitch iz suckin ur dick, before you cum you take a hit from the bong then blow it in her face and bust off at the same time...You've got your bitty smoke grenade d
Guy* Takes hit from bong, then blows it in the girls face and then busts off*

Girl: omfg! what was that?

Guy:haha bitch smoke grenade d
by Birthday!420 January 7, 2010
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Crimson Grenade

When a girl pulls out her tampon and throws it at someone.
When I was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my Spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her tampon and throw it across the room - otherwise known as 'firing the Crimson Grenade'
by Sordid Shuang July 29, 2015
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Texas gut grenade

1: Where a women poops in the skin of a uncircumcised penis then smearing it around.

2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*
For their 5 year anniversary, Janice give Dave a Texas gut grenade.
by kpop_landfil January 1, 2017
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Plasma grenade

Blue grenade in halo games that stick to the opponent leaving them almost 2 sec to live.
get stick by one of those (Plasma grenade) and you got 2 sec to kill the aggressor by running after them.
by NRK UrbanSpawn January 17, 2009
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brown grenade

taking a dump on a lizzards chest
I gave a brown grenade to Sruzzosi
by who else September 4, 2004
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fall on the grenade

when one has mega-bad luck.
John Simmons found out that his ultra-hot girlfriend has a mega-large weiner. Aint that a fall on the grenade?
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
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lemon grenade

The most lethal weapon to ever be placed on this... thingamawhatsit.
Meggie and Sashi have a lemon grenade. I am afraid to speak to them now.
by Sashi April 21, 2005
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