Ass Grenade

When you eat something that you know is gonna fuck your stomach up later, particularly really spicy food.

Randy: damn man, I just polished off a pile of the hottest chicken wings they got!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!

by LiquorCaptain May 20, 2022

hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.

"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."

by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022

trucker grenade

A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.

Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.

by Sh!tB!rd October 31, 2023

bandoleer of grenades

A large group of unattractive girls, to be avoided at all costs. Directly related the party's Grenade Point Average.

I got invited to the engineering sorority's party the other day, and EVERY SINGLE CHICK WAS A GRENADE. It was a BANDOLEER of grenades...

by flamingzebra90 October 19, 2010

Scandinavian Frag Grenade

A snowball with an ice cube at the center

“Hey, you want to have a snowball fight?”
“No way man, you always use Scandinavian Frag Grenades”

by AJBroheem February 1, 2021

hand grenade

when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.

did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!

by capndick August 11, 2010