golden boner

When you are masturbating with a full bladder

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.

by Andy Gold February 21, 2019

Golden Stag

When you pee on someone, then put your balls in their mouth and yell Golden Stag!

If I'm watching someone give someone else a Golden Stag, is it a noun, or a verb?

by Corinthian Prime May 17, 2019

Golden Delight

When you poop and then pee on top of the poop.

Dude Vic, I just dropped a beautiful golden delight in that porta potty. Goddam.

by GroderKid6676 June 12, 2019

Golden Thunderstorm

The act of 5 or more guys urinating on a person from an elevated area while stomping their feet.

I Found it weird that the rainstorm last night was quite warm. But then I looked up, and surprise to me, it was a classic golden thunderstorm.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Golden Girl

A beautiful peng ting with a great personality

Goal orientated and is worth her weight in gold

She’s an absolute stunner melanin queen
But is also lowkey crazy don’t tell her though

But all in all Great girl that no other can match

Naomi is absolutely breath taking she’s the golden girl

by CHBK November 2, 2020

Golden dribble

Kind of like a golden shower except the person

That’s going pee has an enlarged prostate

Would you like a golden dribble?

by Yeti Vendetti March 28, 2021