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firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.
Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.
firestache by Detective John June 26, 2009

swallowing flies 

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.
Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.
swallowing flies by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

The Pelican Flies Tonight 

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.
dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

verb:
1. To make a sudden winning comeback at the very last and crucial minute or moment of a competitive situation(i.e a game, sport, fight, etc.) and shock an opponent or opponents in the process, who previously thought was/were going to win.
1. David Freese totally Freesed the Texas Rangers during the second extra inning of Game 6 of the 2011 World Series by hitting a walk-off home run and giving the St. Louis Cardinals a 10-9 win over the Rangers, who would have won if they hadn't failed to get the Cardinals out in the previous innings and prevent them from scoring runs to tie the game. Then the Rangers ultimately choked in Game 7 and lost the World Series.

2. Timmy was on the floor covered in bruises after getting the shit beat out of him by a bully, but he then Freesed the bully by kicking him really hard in the groin while he stood over him and caused him to stumble like a felled oak.
Freese by Terminus_Est October 29, 2011

clown fiesta 

When team Dignitas plays in the NA LCS, the perfect clown fiesta can be achieved.
clown fiesta by NeapoIitan July 13, 2016

FreeSaiyan

1) One who excels at picking up small chipmonk like girls

2) Term for someone who never sleeps, and spends all one's time drinking Booze, browsing the net and looking at underage porn.

3) Growler's Personal Plaything - usualy tied to lamp posts, glued to chairs, elecricuted, ect...

4) An insulting name given to disgruntled British College dropouts.
Little Girl: Mommy! Mommy! Whats That!

Mother: That's a FreeSaiyan, my dear, dont look, it'll try to steal your soul or underwear, whichever it reaches first. Promise mommy that you will never ever talk to a FreeSaiyan or become one, ok?

Little Girl: ok, Im promise!

Mother: Its very important! Only shame and stale macaroni awaits you if you do!
FreeSaiyan by DNA Master April 17, 2005