Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

After hearing his son was leaving, The father is very Tear-Felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

Dick felt

Trying/Getting a girl to have sex with you

Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.

by Oof-Oof January 15, 2016

oscar fleet

Man with the largest penis known to mankind

Oscar fleet

by Pshycocunt September 13, 2016

Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018

Will Felt’d

(Verb) when you get so drunk on your birthday that you claim that you’ve paid for Everyone’s tab...but you haven’t.

“Bro.. I love you but you Will Felt’d me real hard last year and my credit was never the same.”

by Slooze September 7, 2018

it felt good didn't it

When you open the door and find your son jerking off in his bedroom.

Ricky: *masturbating in the bed*

Mom: *opens the door* Oh excuse me Ricky Ricky I did see what you were doing IT FELT GOOD DIDN'T IT ?

Ricky: *stares at his mom in an uninterpretable way*

by Adam's Speget December 10, 2018

William Fleet

A really tall and cool guy, who has a bunch of girlfriends.

Oh, that guy is like William Fleet!

by John 2089 January 24, 2019