The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022

Flake

A type of person who makes plans to meet with you, then they don't show up and leaves you wondering the reasoning of their absence even when you have texted and called them several times to see why. When you confront them about their behavior, they cut contact with you or make you feel like you done something wrong to them. A flake is a deceitful, unreliable person who is often misjudged as being caring and kind. It is best to stay away from these people if you don't want to be taken advantage of.

Tess promised she will go to a party with me last week but then when I arrived there, she never even showed up. I texted her why she ended up not making to the party but she left me on read. What a flake.

by butterflygirl511506 October 20, 2021

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to help paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

frieda flakes

Freida Flakes is whopper at sucking vapes.

Frieda Flakes takes Adabayo on dates.

by Meg-atron May 25, 2021

wank flake

When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.

Derogatory term for someone below a wanker

Hey Toby your dick is so dry you left wank flakes in the shower

That Toby is such a wank flake

by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021

Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jisu promised to go out with me. She never showed up. We made plans saturday night and she came up with an excuse why she couldn't show up. Jisu is a flake

by Drdelta August 21, 2021

flake

Much like the chocolate bar, a flake is someone who pulls out of plans and lets you down. Your plans then crumble like a flake. Eventually you'll notice they slowly but surely disappear entirely from your life.

I've had several flakes in my life. It's so disappointing that people replace eachother so easily now.

by Xavier Exotic August 25, 2021