floridian fail

a extra hard fail, floridian style

Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.

by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009

Epic Fail

Twilight

Twilight is an epic fail

by Runningaroundincircles December 1, 2010

Dear FAIL Blog

As if you were writing a letter about a terrible fail that just happened to Failblog.org.

Similar to saying "Dear Penthouse Forum..." after something very sexy had just occurred, like sleeping with two unbelievable girls at one time.

Man 1: "Dude, this six hour trip to see Ozzfest was totally wicked and fucked up cause it took so long, but we are finally here bro! Hey, get out the tickets, the ticket taker is right over there."
Man 2: *checks pockets* "Dear FAIL Blog..."
Man 1: "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009

epic fail

When something is ruined horribly, or is buggy beyond belief. Full of fail.

The Kiwibox 3.0 web page will be an epic fail.

by bestestfiend November 1, 2009

Epic Fail

an epic fail is a term used when something unexpectedly funny happens or is happening.

A Sign that says "We sell the best GLASS" and the G and L have been blown away so it says "We sell the best ASS" Epic Fail

or

A Coca Cola truck carrying Pepsi products.Epic Fail

by Simpsonfan15 February 28, 2010

Frat Boy Fail

When a Frat Boy screws up, so much so, that his brothers wouldn't want to claim him.

Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny totally frat boy fail last night?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, he puked in the bar. What a light weight!"

by UNIMAGINABLE21 December 17, 2009

epic fail

A phrase quite common on the internet used to describe an idiot, weeabo or wapanese.



However, the phrase itself began to 'epically fail' when fourteen year old kids started spouting it at their parents.

Online:
4chanmemesaddict: so then this n00b was like "what's a meme?" and i was like "epic phail lul!"
gaiafaggot4life: LULZ ORLY?

In real life:
Dad: Now James, I want you to clean your room and stop watching those anime lesbian pornos
Little Jimmy: God Dad, you are so epic fail!

by asdfghjklgads January 21, 2009