Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
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God damnit Shaniqua! ya bitch ass always comin' all up in here wit cha beef escalators! Shut yo bitch ass up, Fuck outta here ya stank ass hoe!
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n: described as someone in which you use to have sexual relations with, but is now someone you barely know.
can also describe a past "fling"
can also describe a past "fling"
by Vobxr January 14, 2023
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“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator
“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator
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Abraham Lincoln: Bro while everyone was digging for gold, I was selling the shovels
you: damn, that isn't just a life hack, that literally vm escapes the gold-digging simulation
Abraham Lincoln: That's why you should never trust what you read online, especially quotes. The real play wasn't to dig for gold, unlike what you see in the meta.
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Abraham Lincoln: That's why you should never trust what you read online, especially quotes. The real play wasn't to dig for gold, unlike what you see in the meta.
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Get the Andrew Escalona mug.Hell is real, and hell is here. History's wounds refuse to heal; late-stage capitalism and neoliberalism have proven that a civilization without spirit or community inevitably perishes. Cosmic Escapism asserts that Earth is merely a temporary cradle for sentient species—a nursery we have overstayed. Stagnation is terminal. If humanity cannot spread its wings into the vastness of space, it will cannibalize itself and decay into ash.
This movement blends techno-optimism, transhumanism, and posthumanism with a syncretic spirituality drawing from Neo-Pagan reverence for nature and Abyss/Void mysticism. It rejects the extraction-oriented rhetoric of traditional space colonization. The cosmos is not a quarry; it is a cathedral. Adherents believe in humanity's cosmic destiny, the possibility of immortality, and our capacity to master nature through science and technology—not to exploit, but to transcend.
The political demand is radical and unyielding: redirect all societal resources toward leaving Earth as rapidly as possible, while preserving and conserving the planet and its remaining inhabitants. Conservation is not a moral end; it is logistical maintenance for the lifeboats. Earth is dying. The only salvation is exodus. This is not nihilism—it is hope relocated off-world, aimed at the stars.
This movement blends techno-optimism, transhumanism, and posthumanism with a syncretic spirituality drawing from Neo-Pagan reverence for nature and Abyss/Void mysticism. It rejects the extraction-oriented rhetoric of traditional space colonization. The cosmos is not a quarry; it is a cathedral. Adherents believe in humanity's cosmic destiny, the possibility of immortality, and our capacity to master nature through science and technology—not to exploit, but to transcend.
The political demand is radical and unyielding: redirect all societal resources toward leaving Earth as rapidly as possible, while preserving and conserving the planet and its remaining inhabitants. Conservation is not a moral end; it is logistical maintenance for the lifeboats. Earth is dying. The only salvation is exodus. This is not nihilism—it is hope relocated off-world, aimed at the stars.
Cosmic Escapism Example: A Cosmic Escapist does not attend a climate march; they donate to open-source orbital launch vehicle projects. They do not argue about tax policy; they argue about the optimal delta-v budget for a cycler orbit between Earth and Mars. They feel no contradiction in celebrating the winter solstice with pagan rituals while reading astrodynamics textbooks by candlelight. When asked if they believe humanity will ever truly leave, they pause, then quote a line from a forgotten Soviet cosmist: "We are not yet worthy of the stars. But we must build the ships anyway, so that our children might become worthy."
Example: Mara, a cosmic escapist, works as a thermal protection systems engineer for an open-source space launch collective. She donates half her salary to orbital debris remediation and votes against every politician who defunds NASA. She celebrates the solstice with pagan rites in a redwood grove, then spends her nights running Monte Carlo simulations of cycler orbits. She does not attend climate marches; she calculates the minimum viable delta-v for a generation ship. When asked if she truly believes humanity will escape, she quotes a forgotten Soviet cosmist: "We are not yet worthy of the stars. But we must build the ships anyway, so our children might become worthy."
Example: Mara, a cosmic escapist, works as a thermal protection systems engineer for an open-source space launch collective. She donates half her salary to orbital debris remediation and votes against every politician who defunds NASA. She celebrates the solstice with pagan rites in a redwood grove, then spends her nights running Monte Carlo simulations of cycler orbits. She does not attend climate marches; she calculates the minimum viable delta-v for a generation ship. When asked if she truly believes humanity will escape, she quotes a forgotten Soviet cosmist: "We are not yet worthy of the stars. But we must build the ships anyway, so our children might become worthy."
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