bmb1455's definitions

beef escalator

a piece of information, which generates a heightened level of drama within an already tense situation.

God damnit Shaniqua! ya bitch ass always comin' all up in here wit cha beef escalators! Shut yo bitch ass up, Fuck outta here ya stank ass hoe!

by bmb1455 December 5, 2022

tasty bullshit

a food item, generally a concoction of "bullshit" all thrown together that turns out to be surprisingly delectable.

Jesus Tapdancing Fuck Cocks! This pepperoni and peanut butter cereal is some TASTY BULLSHIT!

by bmb1455 December 7, 2022

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022