ejaculation

To verbally exclaim in fright or joy.

He ejaculated right then in class when he heard who won the presidential election.

by Keta September 8, 2003

premature ejaculation

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

by wismty May 19, 2005

ejaculation

semen shootin out of a "pe-nis" for a bitch to suck down her tubes

catch this ejaculation hoe! 8====D

by Marcus February 11, 2003

E.J.

A Rad kid from a not so rad town. He likes to overuse the word Rad. He is sometimes referred to as Edge, Eyge, E and other random stuff

EJ : Wow thats Rad
People: You Suck and use rad too much!

by John Strong January 3, 2005

ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep

I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS

by Ian April 2, 2005

reverse ejaculation

When the male penis starts to suck in whatever is around instead excreating sperm, it can eventually cause the penis to implode on itself such as a dying star

I better get to the doc's office because by penis is starting to suck in my clothes. I think I have reverse ejaculation

by Captain Klamydia January 19, 2009

ejaculat!on

this is when a guy or a girl or a shemale rubs there hand in an upward then downward motion surrounding their cock. this will eventually lead to cum, or sperm coming out of the penis head, making a big mess to clean up.

My big ass Ejaculat!on left a mess all over the bathroom mirror, so i left it there. then my mom walked in and said "who the hell let a shower of sperm on my godamn mirror."

by SKNI99A December 16, 2007