dent your nanny

To protect the sanctity of your home or office wifi.

unscrupulous person: "Hey! What's your wifi password?"
scrupulous person: "Dent your nanny!"

by PrDoomsday2 May 11, 2017

Dented

A word used to describe feelings of someone being unwanted or unhappy because of something you did to harm your relationship with them.

The relationship does not necessarily have to be romantic.

Ex. Anna feels dented because you ignored her for Kelly.

Ex. Mike told me he felt dented because you didn't answer his texts last night.

Ex. If you keep making Amanda feel dented she's going to break up with you.

by KittenYoongi May 11, 2017

denturist

A guy who takes advantage of older ladies with dentures and has them gum him

A denturist stalked the old grandma to be gummed

by Space lord August 5, 2017

Dentesticle

When a dentist puts his balls in your mouth instead of the toothbrush.

I had a dentesticle today

by Taml1n November 15, 2017

Dentsply Mini Implants

Their not just for unicorns anymore.

Balboa was looking for for Dentsply Mini Implants.

by The Pride of Philadelphia May 2, 2018

dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

Dented

A strange or harsh statement (action) which is abnormally bizarre.

The person had a DENTED view of the world as seen by his constant angry or abnormal response to almost every situation.

by Major Thomas May 7, 2018