chunk a deuce

this happens when you take a good shit afer eating
(also see deuce)

Damn guys, i need a magazine or something, i gotta chunk up a deuce.

jeeez Adam turn on the fan, did you chunk a deuce.

by Mrskeez August 29, 2006

deuce it up

Gotta take a shit or got to poop

She should have deuce it up before I ATMed her.

by Ajpatta May 3, 2008

Deuce Nugget

A turd that comes out in small rock shaped form.

"I have to drop a deuce nugget"
"Wow those are pretty big deuce nuggets"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

Deuce

The combination of a blunt and a joint. The joint paper is first licked on the adhesive strip (the gum/glue) and is then placed inside of the hollowed blunt (cigar). The marijuana is then evenly distributed throughout the blunt, packed tightly, and then rolled perfectly round (pearling). It will taste better and burn slower than a blunt, canoes less than a joint or blunt, and will hit you pretty hard. Works best with flavored papers. Filters can be used in it too.

Bro that deuce got me so ripped! We have to smoke those more often lol

by Professional Pothead August 13, 2012

deuce

Another word for a gross chick.
A 2 out of 10.

"Yo man you see that Dime man"
-"yea son i would like to get wit her instead of that deuce from last nite"

by Chyeaa November 13, 2006

Drop a Deuce

V. To take a crap, create feces, or just give up a massive shiest.

oh my god! i hafta drop a deuce or ill crap my pants!

by Alex December 5, 2003

Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps

by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008