Cusic

Verb: The act of drinking ridiculous amounts of liquor and yelling profanities at in-animate objects.

Dude, I got so cusiced last night, I'm lucky I didn't get rolled by the cops.

by Skip December 15, 2003

joan cusack

A really cool actress! i love her! and she;s rele pretty

did you see that new movie with joan cusack in it

by Angelacia May 21, 2007

customer support fever

Customer Support Fever is a type of ethnic sex fever, similar to Jungle Fever ("Once you go black, you never go back") or Turban Fever ("It's the oil"). Indians are the targeted group. The name comes from the people normally manning (or womaning) call centers.

"I must have customer support fever cause I'm intentionally downloading viruses just to hear that sweet Indian accent asking me if I have the monitor plugged in."

by ared38 November 17, 2007

custard

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

by Kaim February 13, 2008

custy

someone you rip off on a regular basis

i just sold that dumb fuckn custy a bag and made him give me 5 fedies for gas....

by estaro February 2, 2004

custard monkey

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

Lemon Custard

a code word among males to refer to shaved pussy. It is used in situations when other words might not be socially acceptable. Adjectives can be used accordingly.

"That old wrinkly bitch has a dry lemon custard!"
"Wow, that Kim Kardashian sure has a tasty lemon custard!"
"I hope his mom is gonna be there, because I love her sweet lemon custard."

by RuoJie June 22, 2008