O'clock 30

when you're too drunk to know what time it is, so it becomes o'clock 30 at all times

"Hey Aaron, what time is it?"
looking at wrist: "o'clock 30"

by FF5 January 26, 2019

fanfather clock

A clock that got abused by a dumbass in rainbow six siege for no reason.

That poor fanfather clock! It has feelings there is no need to hurt it.

by detentionedededed March 26, 2020

two o'clock whore

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

by progressives October 24, 2009

pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20

person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up

by the person with the face March 13, 2010

Eleven-o-clock Dan

That one friend who always drops by at exactly eleven-o-clock.

Dude 1: Hey, what time is it?
Dude 2: I dunno, have you seen eleven-o-clock Dan yet?
Dude 1: Nope. Guess it's ten-thirty.

by satyrcynic March 31, 2010

Ridic-O'Clock

The hour of ridiculous, so late at night or early in the morning that it can't be expressed by a concrete hour.

Though it generally refers to the time between 3:00 AM and 7:00 AM, it can be used in place of any time the speaker finds absurd.

"I can't go home with her, I have work in the morning and she stays out till like, ridic-O'clock.

by Hen Byams October 18, 2011

Why O'Clock

That terrible time of night when you are lying there in the dark, staring up at the ceiling, asking whatever deity to which you subscribe why in the world you are still awake and cannot (pleasedeargod) get to sleep because you have to be up in 2 hours. Not caffeine or stress related. When spoken, heavy tone of desperation on the "why". Often associated with fear of knowing the sun will be up soon and looking like you were hit by a train that day.

I couldn't drag myself out of bed this morning because I was lying awake at "why o'clock", replaying the last scene from Halo 3 over and over in my head, worrying about my taxes, and humming the Family Guy theme song. I wanted to cry.

by dees9 January 2, 2013