see also: crotch whiskers. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has a moustashe, or whiskers.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch moustashe...
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!
by Saudi Arabia January 19, 2011
When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
by sweediepie January 17, 2021
Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.
by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020
by Mikefromearth November 07, 2013
Another word for vagina.
by #1fagit October 07, 2013
Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.
Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)
by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts February 14, 2011
The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.
“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”
by HaGumby May 01, 2022