Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 3, 2013

Crotch Grinders

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Crotch Flower

Slang for a Vagina.

Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!

by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010

Corona Crotch

Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.

That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.

by Murmage April 7, 2020

lava crotch

Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.

At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.

by luanatic December 10, 2012

snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

crotch biter

1) someone/something that bites crotch
2) an insult such as cock sucker or asshole

"Dude, don't be such a crotch biter!"

by DAWS-C December 17, 2007