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face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching
Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch
by face-crotcher October 19, 2010
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Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 3, 2014
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crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.
I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.
by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013
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Crotch nits

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"
by MableDoris August 5, 2017
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Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact
by Clevering January 9, 2018
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broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.
Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!
by Kachow December 30, 2015
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lava crotch

Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.
At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.
by luanatic December 10, 2012
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