Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 17, 2021

Crotch Top

Similar to a crop top, it is a pair of shorts that have been manipulated to be high enough, so that user’s testicles hang out of one side.

Omg, did you see Joey’s crotch top today? His balls are so hairy.

by Vaginal Hook January 17, 2020

crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.

Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?

by Mikefromearth November 07, 2013

Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 07, 2013

Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts February 14, 2011

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby May 01, 2022

Crotch Kitty

A cat that likes to sit between your legs because of the heat.

"My cat likes to sit between my legs because she's a crotch kitty."

by WhiteGhettoGURL July 27, 2012