The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.
“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”
by HaGumby April 30, 2022
Get the Crotch blotchmug. by luanatic December 10, 2012
Get the lava crotchmug. by Lu-10-It October 29, 2010
Get the Crotch Tetrismug. Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!
by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010
Get the Crotch Flowermug. Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.
by Murmage April 7, 2020
Get the Corona Crotchmug. Another word for vagina.
by #1fagit October 6, 2013
Get the Crotch Nostrilmug. by MableDoris August 5, 2017
Get the Crotch nitsmug.