I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.
by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.
“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”
“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”
by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

You’re not here to get better, you’re here to make the good ones better than they are by pushing them to be the best. In games you cheer them on and when you get in you sit in the corner and shoot 3s.
by The crash dummy February 4, 2020

confuse her
by sussexbythesea March 22, 2019

To be so overwhelmed with emotion (most often anger) that you risk overstimulation and eventually shutting down or having an emotional outbreak.
by EmmieEngene September 8, 2025

by Zee44 February 21, 2021
