Covfefe

When you try to spell "confident" without looking at the keyboard for the first time and you know that you spelled it wrong but you post it on Facebook anyway.

I'm super covfefe that I'm ganna win the spelling bee. (But Trump used it better.)

by OKGUYS September 28, 2017

Covfefe

(n.) A word representing any and all of the self-absolving, meaningless doublespeak uttered by Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway or the rest of the goons serving in the Vichy Administration whenever they try to justify their incomprehensible ineptitude.

That's a good question, Anderson Cooper, and I'm not going to answer it. Instead, I'm going to tell you about covfefe.

by oopsiedoopsie June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Mexico? Is it fake news? Who knows, but every social media around is going full on 'inspector gadget' trying to figure out what it is since Donald Trump used it in a tweet.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
...
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Byebyby May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Adverb. Used at the end of a sentence to indicate ones surety that no additional words are needed to convey a message due to mutual understanding between all present.

"The Hobbit movies are so terrible covfefe."

"Your parents are the best covfefe."

by BC Barlow May 31, 2017

Covfefe

To go fuck. Pronounced "Go-F". The second letter "e" is silent.

Trump should covfefe himself for pulling out of Paris Accord.

by Truthageddon May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is a code word for the crusty residue left on a blue dress after adulterous sodomy.

K. Starr is famous for presenting the covfefe covered blue dress to congress.

by seventhrowscreamer June 1, 2017

Covfefe

When you accidentally do something wrong, but cover it up by doing something else.

Donald Trump's presidency was a big covfefe

by Fappy duck June 2, 2017