House-man's Comp

Similar to Workman's Comp, it is when you are being compensated for an injury received while house-watching for a friend.

My neighbor left on a trip to Miami three days ago. Before he left he asked me to watch over his house while he was on vacation. This included feeding his fish and letting his dogs out. While doing one of these chores, I fell down and tore my ACL. When I talked to him on the phone after the accident, I said he should compensate me for all of my medical charges related to the incident, what I wanted was house-man's comp.

by OptionalWatch December 8, 2009

companionship

when u meet a friend who isent a fcukin bitch and backstaber. Thats a one and a million shot.

Tappan zee

by Alo October 21, 2003

firehouse coffee company

the best coffee shop in the world.

way better than starbucks.

and that's a fact.

cassie: hey do you want to go to starbucks?

christine: f-no. let's go to firehouse.

cassie: yeah, firehouse coffee company is the best.

by christine elizabeth September 8, 2006

tool manufacturing company

A degree of tool.

1. tool manufacturing company
2. toolshed
3. toolbox
4. tool

Man that cracka is such a tool manufacturing company. He needs to get laid fosho.

by Alundra October 2, 2006

honey combs

A sticky, unpleasant substance and/or in some cases a fungus, that gets caught in the hairs of your anus. Nasty

"Darling you have a honey combs stash. Just like your perv stash. But I like to ride that one."

by Martika May 17, 2006

compadre

When two best friends both have children, they go from being best friends to compadres or comadres (co-parents)

Now that Jaime has a son, he's my compadre.

by Hay9000 May 20, 2010

comp-u-terd

The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.

I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009