A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.
by Bananas_turn_me_on March 28, 2009
Get the Shitty Boyfriend mug.hey baby, so i know you're reading this right now and i just want to talk about how much you mean to me and how i never want to lose you <3. ever since i met you, i felt some sort of special and secret connection with you, and i had a feeling that you might of hated me or something, but i know how good of a boyfriend you were to your ex that you wouldn't even talk to any other girl but her, so i know how special she wouldve felt when she had you :). however, she made you feel so lonely, and sad all the time. no matter what you had done for her, she never treated you incredibly well. and i just want to say, i am so sorry about all the pain and torture that you have been through alone, and im sorry about all your past toxic relationships
:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333
:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333
by andreea <3333 March 20, 2021
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by SleepingWSirens April 26, 2017
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by Antiboyfriend February 4, 2004
Get the boyfriend mug.(1) Real actor, starred in Young Frankenstein and Everybody Loves Raymond.
(2) Slang: NOT a reference to the actor. Sounds like "peter boil" = non-fatal STD or a male who has one.
(2) Slang: NOT a reference to the actor. Sounds like "peter boil" = non-fatal STD or a male who has one.
(1) Peter Boyle has played Frankenstein's Monster and Raymond's father. But, remember, it's Frahn-ken-steen!
(2) I know for a FACT that Peter Boyle has NEVER had a peter boil.
(2) I know for a FACT that Peter Boyle has NEVER had a peter boil.
by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006
Get the Peter Boyle mug.Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all. Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.
I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.
I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.
I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.
by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010
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by ImBoredd June 3, 2018
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