Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

cool beans

A sweet ass song from the new movie "Hot Rod", also meaning cool, nice, awesome, etc.

Andy Samberg: "Cool beans?" Jorma Taccone "Cool beans."

by Greg Roberts August 12, 2007

pork and beans

The official food staple of Maine loggers.

"You men eat yo' dinner eat yo' pork and beans"

by debamas October 2, 2006

jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.

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by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011

beans

Universally can be used as a descriptor for any type of pill.

1. Ecstasy/MDMA tablets
2. Klonopins (Possibly other benzos as well)

1. You think Ray can get some beans for the rave tonight?
2. I was soo beaned out last night, I can't remember anything

by matthead January 9, 2008

pork and beans

A food item commonly found in the homes of low-income families.

Pork and beans should *not* be confused with baked beans. Baked beans are of much higher quality and they actually contain pork. Pork and beans are just beans in tomato sauce.

Would you like some pork and beans with your sloppy joe?

by Old man who volunteers at your local food pantry August 1, 2007

im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.

im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

by zev January 22, 2004