summer beard

A beard that won't quite grow in all the way leaving sporadic patches of hair on your face and neck. Instead of all the hairs growing in some 'er here, some 'er there.

What's up with your scruff dude?
Just my summer beard, some 'er here, some 'er there.
Oh. Damn.

by themightyclamavenger February 8, 2010

Freelance Beard

Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.

Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.

You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

hobo's beard

When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.

I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

Mexican High Beams

The Lights on the windshield sprayers of Hondas.

I saw A mexican driving with nothing but his highbeams
Mexican High Beams

by 13igGayAL October 16, 2008

Lord Waffle Beard

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .

"Lord Waffle beard is such a omg hold up teh spork!!!! Random name"

by Blitz7x July 11, 2018

Beam me up

A Statement Basically Saying "Hit me up", "Call Me", "Message" and/or "Text Me" When your not busy

Mostly Used in Florida

Yo Papi when your not busy Just Beam Me up

by Elfresh September 6, 2009

O-BEAM

The drink created by two laxers who were bored in spanish class, the drink contains Orange Cream Soda & Vodka mixed. You can also freeze the cream soda and ask for O-BEAM ON THE ROCKS. The word o-beam comes from o in orange and BEAM which is the combination of the creators two names, Brian aka BJ and Tim aka Timmay

Dude its summer, we have nothing to do, what do you want to do?
Dude lets go make some O-BEAM and play some Beam Pong
oooo yeaaa

by BJLAX69 April 23, 2008